Okay, I like the song, but the words get to me. Therefore, I wrote another version with some not-so-minor tweaks:
Show me things awry
They're getting better all the time
And leading problems to their doom
Is an art that's hard to teach.
Another clever note
Sends all the rats into the mote
And as you step back into line,
A mob jumps to their feet.
Now dance, piper, dance,
Man, they never stood a chance.
And everyone has a clue
How a payment comes to you.
And now you steal away,
Took them out today.
Nice work you did.
You're gonna go far, kid!
With a thousand lines
And a tune sublime,
Charm the sense from the unwise,
Lead th